so most ENFJ are amazing people like Martin Luther King Jr. and Nelson Mandela

…i’m happy

rapmonsters:

"attack on the pin-up boys is a movie abt shit"

"that bad, huh?"

"no i mean………………………………… literal shit. this movie was about shit"

usbdongle:

"if you want to date me you have to battle….MY SEVEN EVIL EXES"

"these are photos of animated characters"

"yes"

so i’ve been looking into these personality tests and i looked at the career possibilities — one is a politician.

if anyone ever elected me for anything, it would be a big mistake. 

  • mom: what do u want 4 birthdy??
  • me: video gaem
  • mom: no vid game, child.
  • me: money
  • mom: 4 what
  • me: for video gm ae
  • mom: outsmarted agen
  • shaxaphone:

    cute things to call your girlfriend:

    1. sugar 
    2. honey 
    3. flour 
    4. egg 
    5. 1/2lb butter 
    6. stir 
    7. pour into pan 
    8. preheat to 375°

    sabrielshipping-charliebartlett:

    "We’re preparing you for the real world"

    I don’t meant to alarm you but

    the real world has calculators

    prince-lovely:

    okay, but I’m not the only one who thought of this, right?

    Who can say? I don’t know that, either.

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