so most ENFJ are amazing people like Martin Luther King Jr. and Nelson Mandela

…i’m happy


"attack on the pin-up boys is a movie abt shit"

"that bad, huh?"

"no i mean………………………………… literal shit. this movie was about shit"


"if you want to date me you have to battle….MY SEVEN EVIL EXES"

"these are photos of animated characters"


so i’ve been looking into these personality tests and i looked at the career possibilities — one is a politician.

if anyone ever elected me for anything, it would be a big mistake. 

  • mom: what do u want 4 birthdy??
  • me: video gaem
  • mom: no vid game, child.
  • me: money
  • mom: 4 what
  • me: for video gm ae
  • mom: outsmarted agen
  • shaxaphone:

    cute things to call your girlfriend:

    1. sugar 
    2. honey 
    3. flour 
    4. egg 
    5. 1/2lb butter 
    6. stir 
    7. pour into pan 
    8. preheat to 375°


    "We’re preparing you for the real world"

    I don’t meant to alarm you but

    the real world has calculators


    okay, but I’m not the only one who thought of this, right?

    Who can say? I don’t know that, either.

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